Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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