I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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