If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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