I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Sorry about my life...
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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