I wish I could teleport
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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