your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
We need to feng shui this bitch.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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