hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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