But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
and she was petting her beer can
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
