I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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