If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
