What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Operation Purity has been aborted
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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