Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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