On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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