i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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