normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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