OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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