its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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