do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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