fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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