he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
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