names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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