The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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