she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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