If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Randomize
