I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
There's always time for handjobs
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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