Where is the hickey?
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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