end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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