new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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