her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize
