Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Sorry about my life...
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Randomize
