I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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