just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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