Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
only if we run a train.
done.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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