someone threw a dead crab at me
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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