HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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