halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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