You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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