Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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