i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
now i know why i became what i already was.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
We're not piercing ourselves today.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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