Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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