I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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