16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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