So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Randomize
