In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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