i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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