You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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