peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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