belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Boobs are out for the taking
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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