yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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