doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Let's paint friendship bongs
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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