why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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