I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
you will always have a special place in my vag
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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