Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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