I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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