none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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