He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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