the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Randomize
