i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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